THIS. IS. AWESOME.

my butt is big
and round like the letter C
and ten thousand lunges
have made it rounder
but not smaller
and that's just fine.
it's a space heater
for my side of the bed
it's my ambassador
to those who walk behind me
it's a border collie
that herds skinny women
away from the best deals
at clothing sales.
my butt is big
and that's just fine
and those who might scorn it
are invited to kiss it.

just do it.

nikewomen.com

Yikes! Has it really been three years since I last blogged?

And I'm happy to report that I weigh less now, than I did May 30, 2008 (not by much but STILL!)

I'm back. Really. I promise. I'll be writing here about losing my jiggly bits, and will be back to strike up the conversation over at Drinks & Amusements To Follow .

Special shout out to one of the loves of my life, my girl Kindle. Her announcing her blog, reminded me that I had little bloggies of my own out here on Blogger.com. Do yourself a favor and check out her awesomeness here

XX.